Monday, November 29, 2010

This Movie Is Wonderful.

Hello, everyone. It's been a while. I'd like to return with a review of a silly, yet great movie. Some of you may be familiar with the film Killer Klowns From Outer Space. For those of you who aren't, you're in luck, as I will review it for you. The film starts in the fictional town of Crescent Cove. It's an average town, but then a shooting star crashes in the woods, and our heroes, Mike Tobacco and Debbie Stone, go to check it out. Instead of shooting star stuff, they find a circus tent. They go inside, and it's a vast and colorful interplanetary vessel. They walk around in it, and find a room in which cotton candy is hung from hooks. To their horror, however, the cotton candy pods contain human corpses. They are then chased away by homocidal clowns, or aliens that look like clowns, or something like that. While being chased, they are shot at with popcorn, and chased by a balloon dog, among other things. Why such silly killing methods? Because they're clowns. Anyway, the heroes narrowly escape and tell their story to Officer Hansen who, naturally, doesn't believe it. They're finally able to convince him to check it out, and he's amazed. Meanwhile, back at the ranch the clown army has stormed the city, putting everyone in their cotton candy death bags. Fortunately, the Terenzi brothers, who drive an ice cream truck with a giant talking robotic clown head on top, are able to control the clowns for about two minutes with "The Great Jojo" which saves the heroes some time and allows them to live so they can fight Klownzilla, a giant clown. They kill Klownzilla, blow up the circus tent/spaceship and everyone seems to live happily ever after. Except for the over 100 people who died. This is a fantastic movie that is absolutely ridiculous and should be watched with a group of friends. Now this actually does have some mildly scary parts, so be aware of that. Despite that, I love this movie, it's great.

9/10

1 comment:

  1. This looks wonderfully terrible. Since you are on the topic of clowns, can you review It? Also, what about reviewing The Shining or anything else by Nicholson or Di Niro?!

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