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Today I will review three movies at once. And now, without further ado...

"I have a reasonable doubt."

                                         12 Angry Men (1957)

 Alright, in this movie, 12 angry men (see what I did there?) are deciding the fate of a Puerto Rican youth accused of stabbing his father. The entire movie takes place in one jury room. In this room, the men sit, 11 of them feel that the boy is guilty. But one man, Henry Fonda, has a reasonable doubt. As the movie goes on, the evidence is revealed, and opinions change. I don't want to reveal too much, so I'll stop here. It is a must-see. 10/10

                                                          

            One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

You may not know it, but this man is a rebellious rebel.

In this movie, Jack Nicholson is a brawling, fun loving guy who, in an effort to avoid the work farm, feigns insanity and is shipped off to a psychiatric ward ruled by the tyrannical Nurse Ratched, who never yells at or hits the patients, but is so... indifferent. She cares not about the happiness of the patients, but just that everything runs smoothly, like a machine. Anyway, Nicholson's character has fun with the patients, gambles with them for cigarettes, and rebels against Nurse Ratched. This movie is awesome, I loved it. 10/10

                                                                                                                                                           Paranormal Activity (2009)

In this movie, some newlyweds move into a house. Then, they encounter some paranormal activity (man, I'm on a roll!) and then it gets creepy. First, they're skeptical, then, it gets more and more severe.By the end, it's pretty scary. The movie is "Blair Witch" in a way because of the creepy documentary feel to it. I have to admit, I did jump maybe once. I'll give you the perfect setting for maximum movie experience.

"I want some lemons."

You will need:

• Dark. A lot of dark. Dim it down to where you say, "That's too dark." Then, make it darker.
• Friends (one sissy optional, but recommended)
• Fake knowledge of the supernatural, e.g. "Oh God. Demons always crave lemons."

Mix in one living room at around 75 degrees Fahrenheit. Let it sit in an even darker location for approximately 90 minutes. View and review credits (this is highly recommended for optimum laughter.) The next day, chat and enjoy. 7/10